Dowg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Waterman"]

lol

that was hilarious man, you should sell Waterman shirts on cafepress.com, or a shirt with that transformer saying 'Werd' I know I'd buy one, I can't wait for the next one!

[Mythology]

like wow...

speechless man, this was great

[For Bassclock]

coo

these fucks shouldn't deserve to have a flash aimed at them, they deserve far worse, i hope they choke on their dad's dicks next time their dad's rape them, and hope that next time they sit down to pee, that hot charcoal tries to force it's way out, stupid fucks, if sum1 makes a movie dedicated to a dead friend and you don't like it, no fucking need to put in a dumbass review

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"5]

LOL

abother fucking great from knox 'are you johnny?' no 'then get out of the way' and then theres 'hey johnnyyy... over here, i'm comin ta get ya' I'M SCARED, WILL ONE OF YOU HOLD MY HAND?

Knox responds:

ha ha,i said that... :)

["R"]

wow

that was awesome, my view on why we are here: today while waiting to get my haircut next to the grocery store I just looked at everyone comign and going, I thought of them like ants, yes, given ants to us our small, but imagine wut we would look like to a 50 foot tall person, we are just another creature on this earth, yes, we are far far more advanced, but compare us to some animals, we use vehicles, monkeys use vines, they also use sticks to eat food, we as a race all started in africa, as a weird kinda of ape, we gradually moved northward to europe, over time we started to think of a new way to do things, we saw better and easier ways to do work, we abandoned tradition, as we always are, to seek a better life, when other animals start to do this, they will gradually evolve, i beleive soon some race of monkey or ape will start to evolve, there are already monkeys and apes learnign sign language and understand our verbal language, we can teach them how to do the stuff we do and they can pass it on, i watched this show about the face on mars, no, it's not a deceased face, because it's a mile long, lol, but there are 5 distinct pyramids on a part of mars by the face, another picture was of a canyon, along the top of the canyon, they saw like a tube, some people looked into this and found it could've been an old transportation system, it seemed to be a huge glass tube 700 feet in diameter and there seems to be a ball, possibly a vehicle, where a peice of the 'pipeline' broke, stuck there, and the sphinx dates back before we were intellegent enuf to make it, I beleive an ancient civilization (possibly from mars) tought us how to do things easier, tried to keep their heritage alive by passing it on to us before mars died, they did a pass along, which we are currently trying to do with monkeys and apes, it's just a big circle, we evolved into a basic bipedial species unable to do much until another civiliazation came along and tought us the basics allowing us to quickly move beyond our capabilities at the time, sorry to keep going, but anyways have a fun time reading this, lol

[(2003)Jacob]

LOL

man that was fuckin hilarious but your audio synching is off a bit, but still pretty god damn funny, keep makin these

Knox responds:

uh oh! ooooooo nooo ok

[Strawberry Clock V]

mediocre at best

I see when you took the screenshot of NG, you had 2 paint windows open (for the screenie i'm guessing) AIM (presumably to spam the link for the movie to all the clock kids) an IE window that began with 'h' (homos-for-free page i'm guessing) another window, and one that began with 'N' (for 'naked guys you'll never nail') and of course flash, have fun with your tweening adventures