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[Knoxs "Resident Evil"6]

and yet another

aww too bad there ain't more, 'hehe I'm a conductor' 'PEEKABOO!' SOMEBODY TURN THE STUPID MUSIC OFF! 'ok that's it sumbody give me the gun I'm gonna shoot myself, another classic!

Knox responds:

THE END

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"5]

LOL

abother fucking great from knox 'are you johnny?' no 'then get out of the way' and then theres 'hey johnnyyy... over here, i'm comin ta get ya' I'M SCARED, WILL ONE OF YOU HOLD MY HAND?

Knox responds:

ha ha,i said that... :)

[Knoxs "Resident Evil"]

jeez

another hilarious one man, 'don't go in the water... ok nm...' i'm gonna watch the others now

Knox responds:

hurry

[(2003)Jacob]

LOL

man that was fuckin hilarious but your audio synching is off a bit, but still pretty god damn funny, keep makin these

Knox responds:

uh oh! ooooooo nooo ok

[TomatoClock's Adventure]

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really teh blammed

Splendid responds:

really teh protektd

ur rlly teh tard

[VG High #1]

lol man

that was great, next time have Snake (you know) play a rich kid (yanno, since he's always on his codec(could be a cell phone) and have a scene where he just pulls into the parking lot in a metal gear and have him park it) maybe a scene where niobe or sum1 is being chased by an agent in the halls (Enter The Matrix) and maybe a scene where a janitor (mario, lol) opens a door to find wolverine tearing apart a bunch of sentinels, you know, just some funny cameos

grunty444 responds:

I have alot of cool things planned for Snake in 2 although he isnt rich just a guy who has been in high school for 20 years and still hasnt found the metal gear.

[Theattack(duel4)]

uh... yeah...

I read ur reviews for halloween and mankinds asskicking (two pretty good peices of work) which rated them lower then shit and I decided to see wut u had under ur belt, wow, I have never seen a movie with more tweens then this, and iit doesn't take a lot of skill to use sprites... only reason u got a 7 for sound was cuz u used sum kickass disturbed music

Dxkpower responds:

what i have my own taste i did not like those movies i like this but if u did not fine i dont care i care about ppl who like it yes it was a kick ass song tweens?oh u mean why always start whit theattack?well its same nam e but diff story this will maybe 2 more or 3 duels left thank u for ur kind words*even if there wore small*

[SBL's Short Story]

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I will never forgive your faggot ass for posting a shitty halfassed 30 sec. work of shit for the 100,000th entry, I blammed this, and I blammed that, suck my dick and goto hell

StrawberryLock responds:

I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!!
I USED 2/3 OF MY ASS CREATING THAT PIECE OF SHIT!

(Just because you voted 0 doesn't mean you "Blammed" it)

Oh, and even though I know you'd love another guy to suck your dick, Im not into that kind of stuff.

[South Park meets CStrike!]

that kicked ass!

they have South Park in Germany?

High-End responds:

Yes! But the jokes are not as funny as in original and kenny says only not-understandable words. but in fact better than no south park ;)

[Minus One]

umm...

ok, but it kinda sucks, i mean anyone could put together a movie with senseless violence and no meaning whatsoever

and wow, don't you feel special, you can flame people because they have self-respect and don't feel like dling flash and making a half-ass movie like this, do you want a cookie?

YourBloodMyTears responds:

no i flame on people, because wether or not you want be a critic they dont have anything proving they could do any better... fine if they dont like it, but if you wanna say shit about my skill than show me u can do better.. either way a shit review from a 14 year old isn't exactly going to ruin my day